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You're Going To Need A Bigger Boat

Shocking. Captivating. Ominous. The picture of the shark trailing a kayaker off Cape Cod could rank as the best picture of they year. If you could put a caption on it, what would it be?

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How fittingly ironic was it that some Connecticut Patch websites asking readers to submit their best caption to describe a playful shark about to devour a slice of pizza. Just several hours after the picture was posted, the Internet was flooded with a photograph of a real shark appearing to stalk a kayaker off Cape Cod.

The image was breathtaking and one that produced enough, "OMG's" to cause an entire wireless network to crash. A dorsal fin slicing through the ocean, a man looking back in disbelief, and a paddleboarder looking on, hoping the unthinkable wouldn't happen. The only thing missing was the dramatic music from the movie, "Jaws", to accelerate our heartbeats.

In this day and age where everyone has a digital camera and a vehicle (Facebook and Twitter) to send their pictures to anywhere in the world instantaneously, we are rarely shocked anymore by the images that come across our computers, iPhones, and iPads. This photograph was shocking. We gazed at the frame for several minutes, wondering what could possibly going through that man's mind. Life? death? Did it all seem like a blur. We even went back to it for another look, just to make sure what we saw was, indeed, real.

It was real all right, and anyone who has shared the ocean with the creatures that lurk below, is certain they could easily have been that man in the kayak who paddled away furiously to escape the wrath of that Great White Shark, which was estimated to be somewhere between 12 and 14 feet.

The photo is like a magnet, pulling us closer to see if the result is going to different and or even more ominous than it already was. The most feared predator in the sea with a radar-lock on a blue kayak, which may have well been Captain Quint's vessel, Orca in "Jaws". We wanted more pictures. We wanted a sequence of photos to slide across the page. They never came. There was just one picture and it was worth far more than 1,000 words.

If there was another contest asking for your caption to the shark chasing the kayaker photo, what creative title would you submit? "Hail Mary, full of grace...", would certainly work. "Never look back, something might be gaining on you", fits like a glove. The obligatory, "You're going to need a bigger boat," definitely applies.

By noon on Tuesday, there were more than 85 entries for caption to the shark and pizza photo. I have a feeling, we might get many more suggestions for the photo above in about half the time. Be creative, sink your teeth into it.

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Laura Tulley May 23, 2013 at 12:23 pm
Thank you everyone for your comments. Carl - will try not to be offended by your "anyone withRead More half a brain" comment. I am dismayed to hear Dawn that you have made this effort and been turned down by the town and police department (it's not uncommon for me to see the police speeding up and down Moose Hill Road too!) Glad to hear, though, that I am not alone in seeing a need for people to get a grip on the road. Slow down. Hang up. Comply with stop signs and stop lights. Be courteous.
Laura May 23, 2013 at 11:17 am
I have been tail-gated so many times - everywhere in Monroe - I drive a little over the posted speedRead More limit BUT I respect the people walking (most of the time in the wrong direction) and bike riders (they too ride in the wrong direction. HANG UP THE PHONE - DON'T PIGGY BACK thru a stop sign, and learn the right of way rule. AND STOP SIGNS mean S T O P!!! Robin lane people are good for running stop signs. And Pepper Street is 25 mph - NOT 45 or 50!!! Walkers & runners FACE TRAFFIC - Bike riders RIDE WITH TRAFFIC. AND one more thing - don't block the drive ways if there is a stop light - and someone coming in or out - let them and move on. THANKS for letting me get this off my chest!!!!!
Dawn May 22, 2013 at 10:28 am
Good luck Laura, My husband and I tried to get some on Purdy Hill Road from Rt.111 to Rt.25. theyRead More said they can't do it. I have asked numerous times to have a police officer sit in Farmview or use our driveway, said it's too dangerous, go figure. Tired of drivers around town having no respect for other drivers and people walking on side of road. It gets to the point that I don't even want to leave my house. Get a clue people slow down, stay off phones, it's not hard.
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Nancy B. May 22, 2013 at 03:08 pm
Congratualtions to Mark and his family!!!!! Well done Mark.....your future is bright!